Everybody knows that moose are really funny critters. So it is natural that there are lots of Moose jokes out there. Here are a few of our favorites. If you have one that you would like to share, email it to us at moosejokes@MarkieMoose.com We’ll post whatever we can.

How do you make a moose float?
Two scoops of ice cream, root beer and one moose.

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What has a head, antlers, four legs, a tail and sees equally from both ends?
A blind moose.

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A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a Moose standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the Moose is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the Moose and asks him,
"Ah excuse me Mister Moose, but what are you doing?"

The Moose replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks the man, puzzled.

"Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to those who are out standing in their field."

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Why shouldn't you grab a moose by the tail?
It may only be his tail but it could be your end.

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How do moose keep their teeth together?
With toothpaste.

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A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a moose came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the moose.

Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a woodsman. The amazed man told the woodsman his story.

"Was it a large brown moose with a crooked left antler?" asked the woodsman.

"Yes, yes," the man replied.

"Oh! I wouldn't listen to Old Lefty," said the woodsman. "He doesn't know a thing about cars."